Hooman

My hooman is laying in bed all day

Again.

Hooman, let me butt in, take a break.

It won't hurt you to show me affection,

I'm not like people, I wouldn't shove you aside

Even if I could.

You have to take the trash out sometimes,

Or mold will poison your heart.

Put a smile on your face,

Even if insincere, it still helps.

Come on, let's go to the kitchen,

Make some munchies for you and me.

We can watch a movie or two.

Anything to stop overanalyzing

Everything.

—Your Best Friend